Things Hallmark Cards Never Say...

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Things Hallmark Cards Never Say...

Postby BMW » December 18th, 2016, 1:35 pm

My tyre was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tyre...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!


Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.


Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"


Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.


How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?


I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you...
I've changed my mind.


I must admit you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.


As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.


Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.


When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise!


We have been friends for a very long time ..
what you say we stop?


I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.


Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?


Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay...


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Re: Things Hallmark Cards Never Say...

Postby BMW » December 30th, 2016, 8:14 pm

For a laugh Hallmark should print some of these on cards, people would buy it for a laugh imo


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Re: Things Hallmark Cards Never Say...

Postby SKelli69 » January 18th, 2017, 2:55 pm

Hi BMW

Those are they funniest sayings and yes they should be on cards...

My brothers birthday is next week and I am looking for a card with a funny saying like one of these, he will see the funny side of it also. :lol:

I have just joined and I am happy to be part of your community of car enthusiasts.

Nice forum by the way, very comprehensive and easy to navigate.

Thanks again

Kelli




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